10 Reasons Why Having Big Boobs Suck!!



     Having Big Boobs suck! All you woman that think big chested woman have it made... HA! Joke is on you! In fact this isn't a joke at all. This is real life, and having big boobs can practically ruin a girl. 

I've been chesty since I was 12 years old. Being that I am no taller than 4'10 doesn't make having these huge knockers any easier. 

Yes, I'm sure there are many perks to being blessed with all natural twins, but in my case the cons definitely way out the pros. 



1. Horrible Back pain. I can not sit at my work desk for more that thirty minutes or let alone anywhere without having to move and stretch out my back. Having big bresties in the front always tend to make me slouch that much more than the average person. Thus causing the cramping in my middle and lower back. 

2. I can never wear a backless shirt. This by far has to be the main reason why I hate my huge boobs! I would love to be able to wear a sexy dress or shirt where my back shows, but that's practically impossible. I can never go bra-less. Unfortunately, I have to have something holding up the girls all the time. 

3. They constantly hurt. I mean 24/7. Ok... I may be exaggerating, but a week before, the week during, and the week after my period, my boobs just don't want to be dealt with. First of all they swell to the size of watermelons. Then they get hard and stiff, and they weigh about the same as an oompa loompa.  

4. How big and painful will my boobs be when I get pregnant?! AND How are they going to be in the aftermath?! If and when I want kids, I must remember that they are going to increase to the size of a newborn child filled with dairy products. Then they shrink and droop to the size of ping pong balls. Don't even get me started on the breastfeeding process. dun dunn dunnn.

5. Exercising. No. No. & No. Probably one of the worst things you could do with big boobies. Running and cardio is just another excuse for your tata's to have a dance party. Lifting weights? Boobs are always in the way. Oh and you'll have to deal with a lot of attention as you're exercising. 

6. Boys & men first notice your girls and not your awesome personality. Have you ever heard the saying "my eyes are up here"? Yeah those definitely come in handy pretty much every minute of every day. 

7. They make you look chubbier than what you are. At least me. Since I'm already short and tiny. Big boobs make me look heavier than what I am. 

8. Finding a dress or a shirt, or any outfit for that matter, that looks classy and not trashy is pretty difficult. No matter what you do, they will always stand out and it makes the most innocent outfits look indecent. It's hard to find one that doesn't show a lot of cleavage. 

9. Bras are more expensive than a car payment. Not to mention that finding your actual bra size takes several years to get correctly. Once you finally find the right fit, have fun spending all that money on one bra alone. Then having to buy a new one in under six months because the support from the previous bra will turn to trash because your boobs are so darn heavy.

10. For the rest of your life you will be told "OMG WHY ARE YOUR BOOBS SO BIG". People will constantly ask you if they're real or "why would you ever get them so big" From middle school all through college and for the rest of the time you are alive you will be known as the big boobed girl and be given a nickname that involves your tatas. 

So if you have little tata's thank the gods for not giving you such life altering chesties. If you do have gigantic knockers like I do, praise them as well. Because you were born with them. There is a reason why you were lucky enough to be chosen to be apart of the club. Plus there are a lot of flat chested woman and boyfriends of these flat chested woman that wish they had what you have.  LOL

xoxo,

4 comments

  1. These are ten reasons that I'll stick with my itty bittys. Ha!

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    1. Haha!! Girl you don't know how lucky you are!

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  2. #9 is my biggest pet peeve about these damn boobs! It's hot hard finding a good bra but now when I find one I love I buy it in every color because I'm afraid I'll never find it again. The struggle is so real and frustrating!

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    1. I know what you mean!! I spend more on my bras than a normal girl should. It's a problem lol.

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