10 Thoughts Every Woman Has During Sex

Girls brains do not shut off. Ever. Especially in the heat of the moment. Our minds work at an unimaginable speed. It doesn't mean we're not enjoying ourselves, it just goes to show you that there's just a ridiculous amount of thought processing that goes on. Even if it's the best sex you've ever had, it's normal and natural for your brain to wander. Sometimes the things we think about are pretty laughable. 

Without Further adieu, here are 10 Thoughts all women think about during sexy time.

1. "Can he tell I didn't shave?" Sometimes you forget to shave or you're just too lazy. It happens. 

2. "Did he notice the sexy matching bra and panties I'm wearing?" Nope. It's probably not on long enough for him get a glimpse of it anyways. 

3. "Why are we in this position? I look fat." Definitely look sexy. NOT. Switch, Switch Switch. 

4. "Is that really your sex face?" Maybe I should turn over or look away. So I don't have to look at it. 

5. "Wow. I wonder who taught him that?" You know what. I don't really want to know. 

6. "Well, that's not what I expected!" The size of the feet or hands is all a myth ladies. Don't believe it. Oh and that line where it states that Size matters? That's all lies too. It's all about the motion in the ocean! 

7. "You returning the favor or nah?" Don't forget about me. It's my turn now!

8. "Where do you think you're putting that?" Excuse me... Wrong holes!

9. "No Noo Nooo! Don't finish yet!!" Are you serious? You didn't wait for me? 

10. "Can We order Pizza now?" Ok we're done? I need food now. 

The End. 


  1. Ugh, love this post! I can relate so much, especially about the shaving one and matching bras; like seriously, I paid good money for a set; is it too much to ask to compliment it!? lol

  2. I'm just saying though!! lol Thanks for stopping by pretty lady <3 Happy Wednesday!


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